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2008

July 16|361- But she’s dead now.
July 9|360-Wardriving
July 2|359- Smoking is bad for you.
June 25|358- Star Trek moment, everybody fall down.
June 21|357- Buckle up for safety.
June 18|356-You don’t remember her name?
June 14|355- I don’t want to catch anyone not drinking in their tents after lights out.
June 7|354- It’s super effective.
June 4|353- But Kain, you are a jerk.
May 31|352- Deal with it.
May 28|351- The Pipe is Leaking
May 21|350- Where is everyone?
May 17|349- Best henchmen evar.
May 14|348- We’re all freaks here.
May 7|347- Don’t talk to strangers.
May 3|346-Y Hello Thar.
April 30|345- Perfectly mundane
April 26|344-Did you forget about the knife? I didn’t.
April 23|343-Tired crew is tired.
April 19|342-crud.
April 12|341-She has like four dots in manipulation.
April 9|340-I think we lost him.
April 5|339-Run! That’ll remove all suspicion!
March 29|338- The answer to the bacon question is always yes.
March 26|337- I’m a space monster.
March 22|336- Of course I knew.
March 19|335- Chapter Six Cover
March 15|334- Talking to yourself
March 12|333- I wanted to hug her!
March 5|332-Important Things
March 1|331-Lost Necklace
February 27|330-Where are my clothes?
February 23|329- Seven locks total.
February 16|328- I am the Gatekeeper.
February 13|327- Psyche-lock! Use Maya’s Magatama!
February 9|326- I will try.
February 6|325- What if I hurt her?
February 2|324- Don’t break his concentration.
January 30|323- This page has no title.
January 26|322- You got lucky.
January 23|321- Here comes the Sun.
January 19|320- Not if you don’t live that long.
January 16|319- Y’know, a bicycle brake line makes a great garrotte wire…
January 12|318- He bravely ran away, away.
January 9|317- I’m gonna stab you with bullets.
January 5|316-Y hello thar.
January 2|315-How am I not dead?

2007

December 29|314-A snake, a snake, oooh it’s a snake!
December 22|313- Show more respect.
December 19|312-Memento Mori
December 15|311-Never seen that before.
December 12|310- I’m just gonna stab him when you’re not looking.
December 8|309-I’m so tired right now.
December 5|308-And the storylines finally crash into one another.
December 1|307-Magic seals are like onions.
November 28|306- Don’t you know the story?
November 17|305-Don’t you EVER touch him!
November 14|304- Can’t you hear it?
November 10|303- Fade to white.
November 7|302- I forgot, I can’t swim.
November 3|301- Like a dream, only not.
October 31|300- You fainted, didn’t you?
October 27|299-Congratulations, you found me.
October 24|298- Weapons don’t suit you.
October 20|297-I’d rather die.
October 17|296- Musical interlude
October 13|295-On second thought…
October 10|294- No dialogue tuesday.
October 6|293-Put your hand inside the puppet head.
October 3|292- Big Dolls
September 29|291- But I don’t know what to do for him.
September 22|290- Shut up and help me!
September 19|289-Some Telepath you are.
September 15|288-You owe me 50 Gild.
September 12|287- No one fought the dragon.
September 8|286- Tell Myra to finish fainting.
September 5|285- Swoon
September 1|284- If I knew that, we wouldn’t be looking for him.
August 29|283- Have anything to say for yourself?
August 25|282- Doki Doki
August 22|281- Still alive.
August 18|280-Niko thought so highly of you.
August 15|279-Miss me?
August 11|278- Tzenny would never hurt me.
August 8|277-I think I saw them.
August 4|276-Don’t you touch him!
August 1|275-Your constant companion.
July 28|274-It’s hard to write “please stop strangling me” dialogue without sounding corny.
July 25|273-Sometimes he’s just not a very good listener.
July 21|272- What the hell happened?
July 18|271-It’s a yacht!
July 14|270- Their fighting is not unlike that of an old married couple.
July 11|269-No one gets a boat.
July 7|268- Mama Reinane’ll take care of you.
July 4|267- Makes you wonder what she’s wanted for, don’t it?
June 30|266- I didn’t even know they had different kinds.
June 27|265-Welcome to Costco, I love you.
June 16|264-Francois and I
June 13|263- Tin foil hats?
June 9|262-An extremely skilled mind reader.
June 6|261- I has a stick.
June 2|260- Finishing your sentences.
May 30|259- Poison?
May 26|258-Maybe we should help her.
May 23|257-Stabbity
May 19|256-Charge in head first.
May 16|255- This isn’t fun anymore.
May 12|254- Chapter Five Cover
May 9|253-You’re drunk and I’m going home.
May 5|252-Dibs on the blonde.
May 2|251-Or maybe children are just evil by default.
April 28|250-Stability is for lame-o’s anyway.
April 25|249-It’s not nice to threaten guests.
April 21|248-I keep telling people she’s crazy, they don’t believe me.
April 18|247-Tzen is sick again.
April 14|246-You don’t worry enough.
April 11|245-Lighting trouble on fire is always a good idea.
April 7|244-Pottery, WTF?
April 4|243-Sounds like it could be a real dragon.
March 31|242-Only 1000 years of recorded history.
March 28|241-Help me find dragons!
March 24|240-Overelaborate giftwrapping FTW.
March 21|239-No, he’s not creepy at all.
March 17|238-The kidnapper is in the phone!
March 14|237-It was ringing.
March 10|236-Even in the future it’s a weird name.
March 7|235-It’s probably nothing to worry about.
March 3|234-Least encouraging big sister ever.
February 28|233-Knives are feminine.
February 24|232-Speak of the devil.
February 21|231-My Cabbages!
February 17|230-Auuugh!
February 14|229-Kusanagi Burette, you are an idiot.
February 10|228-Can I have your autograph?
February 7|227-Mmmm, sammich.
February 3|226-My parents are dead!
January 31|225-He saw through my brilliant disguise.
January 27|224-I think she looks like a terrorist.
January 24|223-That’s kind of sad.
January 20|222-Tail twitch of doom.
January 17|221-We’re not arresting him?
January 13|220-We have a loop hole.
January 10|219-I like to think Revy is reading Highlights for Children.
January 6|218-I slept on the couch!
January 3|217-Why haven’t I gotten to draw Rei yet?

2006

December 30|216-The beatings will continue until you have fun.
December 27|215-She’s craaazyy.
December 23|214-I’ve been following you! *evil laugh*
December 20|213-I thought we were gonna do something cool.
December 16|212-Please?
December 13|211-But, but how?
December 9|210-I laugh ever time I look at that guy’s hat.
December 6|209-Epsilon is not programmed for the human concept of “wub.”
December 2|208-Mr. Tzen?
November 29|207-The cake is secretly delicious.
November 25|206-There are no normal days… in SPACE!
November 22|205-Being annoyed is a birthday tradition for him.
November 18|204-Nope, still not a yaoi comic.
November 15|203-So long, and thanks for all the fish.
November 11|202-Chapter Four
November 8|201-Later…
November 4|200-I was just putting a fish girl in your bathroom, sorry.
November 1|199-We’re rich, beeeyotch!
October 28|198-It’s hard to think up joke titles for these.
October 25|197-Is she dead?
October 21|196-And after that we is goin’ to Disneyland!
October 18|195-No!
October 14|194-You can barely see the seam.
October 11|193-Fail-safe.
October 7|192-Double-click on your icon to Reeboot.
October 4|191-Do you know one of your hands is missing?
September 30|190-What harm could it do?
September 27|189-They seemed… busy.
September 23|188-You’re flickering.
September 20|187-Master is going to be angry.
September 16|186-Wibble.
September 13|185-I’m in ur base, stealin’ ur concubines.
September 9|184-Average at best.
September 6|183-Little girls shouldn’t play with swords.
September 2|182-Whattup, bitch?
August 30|181-Nami is helping.
August 26|180-Gonna leave a scar.
August 23|179-Things I remember.
August 19|178-Run away!
August 16|177-Postponing the inevitable.
August 12|176-I may have broken it.
August 9|175-Nice entrance.
August 5|174-That ring.
August 2|173-Your good looking friend.
July 29|172-It can do that because of magic.
July 26|171-Developing a tolerance.
July 22|169-Need to change that message.
July 19|170-I think you hurt him.
July 15|168-I’ll break more than just your nose.
July 12|167-Smak!
July 8|166-Shouldn’t I know a thing like that?
July 5|165-You can hear me?
July 1|164-I said nothing.
June 28|163-Fishy’s name is Geshreth btw.
June 24|162-Stand and fight!
June 21|161-What kind of a relationship?
June 17|160-This isn’t a yaoi comic.
June 14|159-Mitigating circumstances.
June 10|158-Lynn must have some preexisting issues.
June 7|157-I’m almost tired of hitting you.
June 3|156-I saw a boy with long hair.
May 31|155-It is made of metal.
May 27|154-Nami is adorable.
May 24|153-They took mah leg!
May 20|152-I think they’re cute.
May 17|151-Thanks, Advice Fairies!
May 13|150-I think I can handle this.
May 10|149-I think I’m bleeding.
May 6|148-That is not a better idea at all.
May 3|147-Myra now thinks that Delta’s undead.
April 29|146-Oh no you didn’t!
April 26|145-Oi!
April 22|144-Wa!
April 19|143-She is crazy.
April 15|142-Fun with blood types.
April 12|141-Don’t Panic.
April 8|140-You look familiar.
April 5|139-It’s cold, dammit.
April 1|138-Oh noes, I has a stigmata!
March 29|137-Chapter Three (I can color better than this now, honest.)
March 25|136-Blarg, I’m dead?
March 22|135-Dream ice is dangerous.
March 18|134-Yep, that’s a big dragon.
March 15|133-No, you’re dead because you died in chapter one.
March 11|132-No, I’m real.
March 8|131-I’m in your dreams, woooOOO!
March 4|130-Answer your phone, asshole.
March 1|129-You smell like blood.
February 25|128-Hold still so I can kill you.
February 22|127-Yeah I’m a little weirded out too.
February 18|126-Exit wound.
February 15|125-Quick Draw.
February 11|124-Dammit Chel, what gender pronoun are you now?
February 8|123-Plan B is where we make it up on the fly.
February 4|122-Choosing.
February 1|121-More chibis.
January 28|120-What about you?
January 25|119-Epsilon is smarter than everyone.
January 21|118-You need us to do what?
January 18|117-Feisty.
January 14|116-In too much trouble.
January 11|115-Semi-auto.
January 7|114-You’ll catch cold.
January 4|113-Shoot him in the face.

2005

December 31|112-Room service.
December 28|111-Back before lunch.
December 24|110-A bit envious.
December 21|109-Stop eavesdropping on my angst.
December 17|108-It’s perfectly legal.
December 14|107-Weapons (for killing)
December 10|106-It’s space mail.
December 7|105-I think he’s drinking a beer.
December 3|104-Mother?
November 30|103-This is where?
November 26|102-Chapter Two
November 23|101-My name is Tzen.
November 19|100-A tag?
November 16|99-Injured and out of mana.
November 12|98-Even a goddess can’t regenrate your head.
November 9|97-Grandpa F***in’ Spaceship.
November 5|96-Taking off.
November 2|95-That’s a neat trick.
October 29|94-I know all about that seal on your forehead.
October 26|93-My favorite panel is the one where Ikari’s face asplodes.
October 22|92-What you say?
October 19|91-The mean lady threw me through the floor.
October 15|90-Regular intuition works fine.
October 12|89-He’s only trying to help.
October 8|88-He has poor interpersonal skills.
October 5|87-Bleeding eyesockets are generally a bad sign.
October 1|86-You seem to have lost your hostage.
September 28|85-Hand over the book.
September 24|84-If I’m lucky…
September 21|83-A barbaric element.
September 17|82-Warming up.
September 14|81-I’ll catch up.
September 10|80-Flat chested?
September 7|79-Why you kick my spaceship?
September 3|78-The sword is heavy.
August 31|77-I collect dangerous things, like crazy people.
August 27|76-Keyli vs. Ikari
August 24|75-Didn’t I handcuff you to a pipe?
August 20|74-Uh, hello.
August 17|73-Find anything?
August 13|72-Some kind of monster.
August 10|71-Flashbang.
August 6|70-We’re bad at being sneaky.
August 3|69-You’re gonna owe me.
July 30|68-I’m fine.
July 27|67-I knew I didn’t like her.
July 23|66-Zeta seems to be very fond of him.
July 20|65-Are you the one who was injured?
July 16|64-Eh, he’s usually on the brink of death.
July 13|63-Show me your wound.
July 9|62-I’m monitoring you, in my sleep.
July 6|61-*snore*
July 2|60-Revy is the most agreeable person ever.
June 29|59-Can’t breathe very well.
June 25|58-You’re not bad.
June 22|57-My dad thinks I look like Zeta.
June 18|56-I win!
June 15|55-Splitting up is a great idea.
June 11|54-I forgot the code.
June 8|53-You will be the one escaping!
June 4|52-Info dump.
June 1|51-My other self.
May 28|50-Hey Blondie.
May 25|49-I think I’ll stay here.
May 21|48-Hehn?
May 18|47-Oh snaps.
May 14|46-Splortch.
May 11|45-A sectional scythe works because it’s awsome.
May 7|44-I don’t know what to title this one.
May 4|43-This is our guy.
April 30|42-Useless-est tank ever.
April 27|41-Ugliest tank ever.
April 23|40-Why are you here?
April 20|39-How did she know my name?
April 16|38-At least she’s honest.
April 13|37-I’ll get rid of them first chance I get.
April 9|36-Everyone is PWNED in the future.
April 6|35-You’re not Wang.
April 2|34-Fangirl Hardcore.
March 30|33-Hungry and pissed.
March 26|32-But I wanna help.
March 23|31-Lazer eye beams.
March 19|30-What the hell kind of doctor are you?
March 16|29-Purely business.
March 12|28-Chapter One
March 9|27-Professor Hikari.
March 5|26-Irian is bewildered by nudity.
March 2|25-This way!
February 26|24-It shape shifts too?
February 23|23-Super space-thing transformation powers GO!
February 19|22-Oops.
February 16|21-He’s fast.
February 12|20-Let’s get out of here.
February 9|19-Viridian Gust.
February 5|18-Anticlimactic.
February 2|17-Ouch.
January 29|16-Myuu~!
January 26|15-Her skeletal structure must be a mess.
January 22|14-Alien lady says “hi.”
January 19|13-Steroid-freak man.
January 15|12-Sucker-punch!
January 12|11-Unfortunately it’s not zombies.
January 8|10-Crater-licious.
January 5|9-In space, no two things are not on fire.
January 1|8-Rynn is my favorite character that is never in the comic again.

2004

December 29|7-The gravitiy in his room is sideways.
December 25|6-Can I blackmail you later?
December 22|5-Not my girlfriend.
December 18|4-Now she’s mad at me.
December 15|3-It’s the future and she’s an elf.
December 11|2-Lei Masamune.
December 8|1-Prologue.